The Big Brown Bear Joke

A big brown bear walked into a bar, and said "Barman, give me a beer, ya bastard!"

The barman said: "I'm sorry, but we don't serve beers to big brown bears, who abuse people and call them 'bastard'."

The big brown bear picked up the one of the drinkers sitting at the bar, beat him, and threw him back down on his barstool.

He then said "Barman, I told you, give me a beer, you bastard."

The barman said "We don't serve beers to big brown bears which call people bastards, and beat bystanders".

The bouncer heard this and rushed over. But before he could berate the bear, the bear had beaten him into the carpet.

The bear turned back to the barman and said "Now damn you, give me a beer, you bastard!"

The barman said "Look, we don't serve beers to big brown bears that call people bastards, beat bystanders and bash bouncers".

The big brown bear suddenly noticed the bewitchingly beautiful, barmaid, and in 1 move, ravished her behind the bar.

"Barman," the big brown bear sneered, "Give me that beer, you bastard".

The barman said "We don't serve beers to big brown bears that call people bastards, beat bystanders, bash bouncers and bonk barmaids."

This so enraged the big brown bear that in frustration he took a bite out of the end of the bar.

"Now, barman, give me that beer, or you're next, you bastard!"

The barman said, "I'm sorry, we don't serve drug users."

The bear said "Drug users?? What are you on about?"

The barman said, "What about that bar-bit-you-ate"

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