Y on this earth did I read this? Yeah, yeah I know you warned me, but I didn't think it would get this bad..."carp ark"... srsly? Proof there's no god, 'cos if there were, you'd be struck by lightning. I've heard a variant on the "supercalafragilistic...etc" joke about a soup, a collie, fridge, elastic, eggs, pea & halitosis.